Meet Arnold the Albino Armadillo

So, apparently you want to know more about me.

My name is Arnold. who, through a rather unfortunate misunderstanding involving my mother, Highway 287, and a large black SUV, ended up traveling around the country with two humans, a Labrador, and a big white cousin they call a Casita.

I’ve learned a few things since then.

Humans like to drive hundreds of miles to sleep outside. They spend perfectly good money modifying things that already worked. And they will drive surprisingly long distances because somebody told them there’s a good barbecue place at the other end.

My job is mostly to observe, supervise, and occasionally question their judgment.

You’ll find me traveling with them, inspecting campsites, overseeing Casita projects, checking out restaurants, and occasionally turning up in photographs where nobody remembers seeing me.

I’m Arnold. Welcome to The Albino Armadillo.